Oh to be a full time writer of fiction...

...then I wouldn't have to juggle clients in such contrasting timezones! My main client is Australian (13 hours ahead currently) but they have an office in Dubai (+4 hours) but this week I have collected a new client in Florida (5 hours behind) who today wants me to talk with a client of theirs in California (-8 hours). I am going to have to timetable sleep into here somewhere....and where is the chance to write the next bestseller? This is never going to work...